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lucky mom to a 3 year old super hero.
somewhat crunchy, closer to crispy. I like good things. Send me a message if you want to be pals <3

My new dress is on the way!

My new dress is on the way!

TBT too much watermelon

TBT too much watermelon

There&#8217;s nothing like a cool bath on a super hot day ^_^

There’s nothing like a cool bath on a super hot day ^_^

A cat tea party!

A cat tea party!

I’ll never understand why Bambi’s dad was such a dick.

"hurrhurr I’m the king of the forest, I ain’t got time for my family!"

No. You’re just a piece of shit deadbeat with an ego and some shitty excuses.

Theresa&#8217;s new BFF! We went to the playground, sprinklers, then looked at huge fish and seals by the docks!

Theresa’s new BFF! We went to the playground, sprinklers, then looked at huge fish and seals by the docks!

Theresa made a snail home for her 2 new pet snails. We are learning everything there is to know about them. This is how we do homeschool ^_^

Theresa made a snail home for her 2 new pet snails. We are learning everything there is to know about them. This is how we do homeschool ^_^

I was cleaning the cat box yesterday and something seemed off… I figured it would be a pain in the ass because I had put it off, but surprisingly there was not a single turd in it! I suddenly remembered that I had caught the dog running off with a piece of shit in his mouth last week, but I had no idea he was munching on them regularly -__-

Theresa just kissed my face all over to make my booboos feel better… I was just complaining about breaking out in pimples.